: I understand they wanted to tease us, but that's all this is. The elements
: all serve the effect of "surprising" us, without serving
: anything else, like realism. This teaser does nothing for me. It's the
: first Halo promo I've disliked.

: The cloak feels like a cheap trick by the end. I don't buy the sand in cracks
: argument. The guy's wearing a space suit. He can ride a bomb through the
: vacuum of space. He's got a shield powered by alien technology. He can
: survive a fall from the atmosphere, but the desert presents a problem?

: And hey, a giant Forerunner just exploded out of the ground in front of me,
: so let me stare pensively at my empty USB drive.

: The hood blows back. Apparently, John is a nevernude. Sorry, but that's the
: vibe I got.

: At least he's not wearing denim cutoffs, you say. Yeah, as far as we know.

: I'm disappointed.

It's like the end of Halo 4: HEY HE THINKS HE'S A MACHINE AND IS STRUGGLING WITH IT. GET IT?

This teaser: HEY IT'S THE CHIEF REMEMBER HIM RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT??