: This place is too touchy feely these days. Let's talk about guns. Guns are
: fun.

: And we need to play soon. I have new stories.

Now that 343 has pretty officially killed the Halo franchise, you can get a PS4 and play with the important members of the community. You've been missing out on some great stuff, like CaneCutter's moist panties (it... it makes sense in context...).

And I promise I'll stop laughing at you and saying "I told you so."