H1, H2, ODST, H3, H4 (I'm not going to even give Halo Wars the honor of being on this list)

: Best Multiplayer: 1. Halo
: 2. Halo 3
: 3. Halo 2
: 4. Halo Reach
: 5. Halo 4
: 6. ODST
: 7. Halo Wars

H1, H2, Reach, H3, Halo Wars, ODST, H4

: Best Story: 1. Halo 2
: 2. Halo
: 3. Halo 4
: 4. Halo 3
: 5. ODST
: 6. Halo Reach
: 7. Halo Wars

H1, H2, ODST, H3, H4, Reach (I won't count Halo Wars, again)

: Best game for women's rights: 1. Halo Reach
: 2. ODST
: 3. Halo
: 4. Halo 2
: 5. Halo 3
: 6. Halo 4
: 7. Halo Wars

lol, can't agree with your list or the notion that any of these do anything for women's rights

: Best drinking minigame: 1. Halo (Maw run drunk driving)
: 2. Halo 4 (Spartan ops drinking game. Crimson! Egghead! DRINK!)
: 3. ODST (Firefight drinking endurance challenge)
: 4. Halo 2 (sniped? drink!)
: 5. Halo Reach (Retcon + whenever Gorge says mom)
: 6. Halo 3 (Gravemind or Cortana moments)
: 7. Halo Wars (Drink to forget this game exists)

No opinion :P

: Worst line of dialogue: 1. Halo Wars - Every single one
: 2. Halo - "This cave is not a natural formation"
: 3. Halo 3 - "To War."
: 4. Halo Reach - "Which is why I'm splicing into the main overland bundle
: to get you a direct line to Colonel Holland... you're in my light,
: Commander."
: 5. Halo ODST- "I'm not looking at her armor!"
: 6. Halo 4- "Arrest that man!"
: 7. Halo 2- "Me. Inside your head. Now."

There you go! Halo Wars, right at the top, your H3 choice next, H1, H4, Reach, ODST, H2

: Time Spent Playing-

: 1. Halo 2
: 2. Halo
: 3. Halo 3
: 4. Halo Reach
: 5. Halo ODST
: 6. Halo 4
: 7. Halo Wars

H2, H1, H3, Reach, H4, ODST, Halo Wars

: Sweetest Secret: 1. Halo 2- Scarab Gun
: 2. Halo- Megg
: 3. Halo 3- IWHBYD Skull
: 4. Reach- Fan room
: 5. Halo ODST- Destiny / Traveler poster
: 6. Halo 4- Conan O'Brien & Andy Richter Marines
: 7. Halo Wars- Who cares

H1 - REX
H2 - IWHBYD skull
Reach - Fan room
ODST - Final cutscene of the game and the ability to move the camera to see Buck and that monkey (followed closely by the fun egg with Marty)
H3 - Jason Jones cutout (one I wasn't expecting when I found it myself, which made it more special than seeing the cutscene one in H2 and more surprising).
H4 - lol, nothing that I'm aware of
Halo Wars - You called it

: Best Porno spinoff

: 1. Halo- Ass slut in the control room (courtesy Narcogen) / Bang 'em High
: 2. Halo Reach- Halo Reacharound / The Package / Just the tip of the Spear
: 3. Halo ODST- Orbital Cock Block Troopers / Upskirt Reserve
: 4. Halo 3- Thrust Forward into Dawn
: 5. Halo 2- Cairo Spanking
: 6. Halo 4- Hard Light Hardon
: 7. Halo Wars- Most unsexy game ever

What is this I don't even

: Coolest bug / feature

: 1. Halo 3- Films / Forge
: 2. Halo 2- Sword Flying
: 3. Halo- Backpack reloading
: 4. Halo 4- Gravity Hammer jumps
: 5. Halo Reach- Falcon on Winter Contingency
: 6. ODST- Are there any?
: 7. Halo Wars- Who cares if there ARE any?

I'm surprised you didn't say BxR :P

: Most awesome level

: 1. Halo 2- Cairo Station
: 2. Halo- Silent Cartographer
: 3. Halo Reach- Winter Contingency
: 4. Halo 3- Ark
: 5. Halo 4- Composer
: 6. ODST- Data Hive
: 7. Halo Wars- whatever

H1 - Two Betrayals
H2 - Delta Halo
H3 - Ark
Reach - New Alexandria
ODST - Uplift Reserve
H4 - Requiem
Halo Wars - Escape

: Worst level evar!

: 1. Halo Wars- Whatever
: 2. Halo 3- Cortana
: 3. ODST- Prepare to drop
: 4. Halo 2- Heretic
: 5. Halo 4- Midnight
: 6. Halo Reach- Noble Actual
: 7. Halo- Keyes

I'd probably change up ODST, H2, H4, Reach, and H1, but I don't want to think that much about them. :P

: Ranking of canoness

: 1. Halo
: 2. Halo 2
: 3. ODST
: 4. Halo 4
: 5. Halo 3
: 6. Halo Wars
: 7. Halo Reach

H1, H2, ODST, H3, Halo Wars, H4, Reach