Best Multiplayer:

1. Halo 2
2. Halo 3
3. Halo: Combat Evolved
4. Halo 4
5. Halo: Reach
6. Halo 3: ODST
7. Halo Wars

Best Story:

1. Halo 2
2. Halo 3: ODST
3. Halo: Combat Evolved
4. Halo: Reach
5. Halo 3
6. Halo 4
7. Halo Wars

Best game for women's rights: lolwtf?

1. Halo: Reach - plenty of female troops from Spartans to soldiers
2. Halo 2 - Laura Prepon and Michelle Rodriguez! Downside: Miranda Keyes
3. Halo 3: ODST - Number Six was badass
4. Halo 4 - As fucking dumb as she was, Palmer was still a kickass lady.
5. Halo 3 - Nothing struck me as different. Downside: Miranda Keyes
6. Halo: Combat Evolved - Neither women were infantry, instead they were both pilots.
7. Halo Wars - Of course the woman is the helpless scientist that needs a big strong Marine to save her.

Best drinking minigame:

1. Halo: Combat Evolved - Yeah, Maw run drunk driving.
2. Halo 4 - Everytime Infinity does something stupid.
3-7. Meh

Worst line of dialogue:

1. Halo 3 - "To war."
2. Halo 4 - "C'mon, Chief. Take a girl for a ride."
3. Halo 3: ODST - "What the hell am I supposed to do with this inside a Covenant ship?"
4. Halo: Combat Evolved - "And it's true... The Covenant kept saying that whoever controls Halo controls the fate of the universe"
5. Halo 2 - Anything Miranda Keyes says or "Well, he's in a particularly fine mood. Maybe Lord Hood didn't give him an invitation."
6. Halo: Reach - "Shield strength, too."
7. Halo Wars - awfully forgettable game.

Time Spent Playing-

1. Halo 3
2. Halo 2
3. Halo: Combat Evolved
4. Halo Reach
5. Halo 4
6. Halo 3; ODST
7. Halo Wars

Sweetest Secret/glitch/etc.:

1. Halo: Combat Evolved - the space below the Autumn's pilots, making you invincible from being shredded by the Marines.
2. Halo 4 - 343i can't make a good game afterall.
3. Halo: Reach - The survival mission at the very end.
4. Halo 2 - Sword flying
5. Halo 3 - Terminals
6. Halo 3: ODST - License plates
7. Halo Wars - I dunno?

Most awesome level

Halo: Combat Evolved - The Silent Cartographer
Halo 2 - Cairo Station
Halo 3 - The Covenant
Halo Wars - Whichever one had the Elephant escort
Halo 3: ODST - Prepare to Drop
Halo: Reach - Long Night of Solace
Halo 4 - Dawn

Worst level evar!

Halo: Combat Evolved - The Library
Halo 2 - Gravemind
Halo 3 - Cortana ...fuck you so much, Cortana
Halo Wars - I dunno?
Halo 3: ODST - Everything
Halo: Reach - New Alexandria
Halo 4 - Everything

Ranking of canoness

1. TIE: Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, and Halo: Reach
100. Halo Wars
101. Halo 4 Settings Menu
102. Halo 4 War Games
103. Halo 4 Infection
104. Halo 4 Campaign
105. Spartan Ops season one
106. Commanders Sarah Palmer and Miranda Keyes
107. Cody Miller's opinions