: 049: You think in terms of What Would Alric Do? instead
: of What Would Jesus Do?
: 050: You want to be cremated so you can't be raised as a
: Thrall.
051: When a mugger pulls a gun, you run at him really fast so that you can get inside his minimum range and safely punch him to death.
052: You sneak into crowds of people you don't like, let out a terrifying roar and then pop a zit.
053: You dismiss Braveheart as unrealistic, because everyone knows that Scotsmen become superhuman warriors when mortally wounded.
054: On Easter, you explain to your children how Jesus rose from the dead after being drawn, quartered, beheaded, incinerated, and having his ashes buried under the mountains of Kor.
055: You also warn them that he'll shortly be returning as Evil Jesus.
