: 037: You wonder why all of the spiders are so small
: 038: you read teh myth prologue to your children as a
: bedtime story.
: 039: your history teacher asks teh name of teh large
: mountain range in the middle of teh continent, and you
: respond, " the cloudspine. there are only three
: passes, bagrada, the seven gates, and the stair of
: grief. i was the general of great battles at all
: 3" your history then informs your guidance
: councillor that you are delusional.
: Gothmog
040: You look for the other Eblis stones.
041: You know the names of the Dark Gods.
042: When someone hits you with a ball or other thrown object by mistake, you cry "Damn your eyes!"
043: You won't go camping in the woods for fear of the Bre'unor.
044 You ask a librarian if they have the Total Codex.
045: Life is Myth. Myth is Life.
046: You refer to the American soldiers in Iraq as "the Legion".
047: You write an essay comparing the Wind Age with the early 20th century.