We've reached the hundred mark, and heres the entire compiled list:
001. You refuse to drink from glass bottles.
002. you wonder why you never hear about the fallen lords in history class in school.
003. At school you see a fat chick nearing a bunch of people, and you scream: SCATTER! Dammit! SCATTER! Theres a wight here!
004. You wonder why midgets arent allowed to join the army.
005: You put Tro-speak as a spoken language on job applications.
006: When you're raking leaves in your yard you think, "Tradition tells us almost nothing of the Firkridia save for the horrible leaf platforms they would build from the fallen leaves of their enemies."
007: Bond, James Bond
008: when you plan the family vacation to myrgard, and wonder why travelocity doesn't list the local airport.
009: when you walk around a tree and are amazed to see a different viewpoint of it rather than it rotating to face you as you move.
010: when you watch a game of soccor and think to yourself "ball captured, ball lost, ball captured..."
011: when walking home after a long day you realize you're moving at thrall pace.
012: You get 25 to life for blowing up an outhouse and several 'peasants'.
013: You tell your wife you want to have kids. 'Millions of kids'.
014: You refuse to tell anyone your true name, for fear of being turned to stone.
015. When you want to get somewhere fast and your finger tries to press F2 to speed up time.
016. When you want to convert a dog that wants to attack you to your side.
017. When you become cautious everytime you see a crow nearby.
018. When your friends go on a camping trip in the forest and you go just to talk to a giant.
019. When you try to attack an empty suit of armor in a museum.
020. When you run infront of dogs so they all follow you in a nice bunch and you yell 'pop them'.
021. When you pick up a rock and hold it up away from you while saying 'kill him, KILL HIM!'
022. When you freak out when somebody suggests you to rest under the shade.
023. When somebody asks you a question in class you don't know and you tell them to look in the codex to find the answer.
024: You refuse to cross running water.
025: After the gymnastics in school you smell like a wight.
026: Nobody in your neighbourhood dares to have pumpkins at halloween because you tend to throw molotovs at them.
027: Whenever you see a midget you wonder why he is shaved and dresses so funny.
028: You wonder why you never learn of wight making in the biology.
029: When you hear something flying overhead, you duck for cover and wait for the end to come--in small, pink, pillow-shaped packages.
030: Whenever you see an archery range, you get a terrible urge to unleash a pack of ghols on the unsuspecting bowmen.
031: You blame everything on talking, severed heads. Or Bill Gates.
032: When a large crowd of tourists comes walking down the hallway in the mall, you start looking for molotovs and large packets of gunpowder.
033: You prowl graveyards at night barechested and brandishing a claymore.
034: You run like mad whenever you see a shadow that doesn't seem to be attached to anything.
035: You wonder why the farmers get angry when you use napalm on their livestock.
036: You wonder why the farmers get angry when you use napalm on them.
037: You wonder why all of the spiders are so small
038: you read teh myth prologue to your children as a bedtime story.
039: your history teacher asks teh name of teh large mountain range in the middle of teh continent, and you respond, " the cloudspine. there are only three passes, bagrada, the seven gates, and the stair of grief. i was the general of great battles at all 3" your history then informs your guidance councillor that you are delusional.
040: You think a "shirt of scars" is appropriate work attire.
041: When you see a statue you wonder why it isn't of Alric at Ri'annon.
042: Every time you come near a body of water, you keep an eye out for emerging thrall.
043: To see if there is anyone behind you, you try to check your radar.
044: When you're being squashed by the crowd in the subway you wish you had turned anti-clumping on.
040: You look for the other Eblis stones.
041: You know the names of the Dark Gods.
042: When someone hits you with a ball or other thrown object by mistake, you cry "Damn your eyes!"
043: You won't go camping in the woods for fear of the Bre'unor.
044 You ask a librarian if they have the Total Codex.
045: Life is Myth. Myth is Life.
046: You refer to the American soldiers in Iraq as "the Legion".
047: You write an essay comparing the Wind Age with the early 20th century.
048: After six years you are still playing Myth and are an avid member of several Myth-related forums. *sigh*
049: You think in terms of What Would Alric Do? instead of What Would Jesus Do?
050: You want to be cremated so you can't be raised as a Thrall.
051: When a mugger pulls a gun, you run at him really fast so that you can get inside his minimum range and safely punch him to death.
052: You sneak into crowds of people you don't like, let out a terrifying roar and then pop a zit.
053: You dismiss Braveheart as unrealistic, because everyone knows that Scotsmen become superhuman warriors when mortally wounded.
054: On Easter, you explain to your children how Jesus rose from the dead after being drawn, quartered, beheaded, incinerated, and having his ashes buried under the mountains of Kor.
055: You also warn them that he'll shortly be returning as Evil Jesus.
056: Every body says suicide bombers, you say wights.
057: You leave in the middle of lord of the rings, because Archers like legolas aint supposed to be so good in melee. Its just not right.
058: But you walk in again shortly there after, cause it may be a plugin of some sort. So it doesnt matter if its slighty unrealistic.
059: You have every myth merchandise out there.
060: You get thrown out from the cinema in the middle of the main battle in The Last Samurai, because you constantly yelled, Satchels! God dammit! Sathcels!
061: You hear flies buzzing and immediately scream 'scatter'.
062: You are convinced that Bill Gates is Jesus reborn and turned to the Dark.
063: you buy your fourth copy of the game, just because its there.
064: you burn yet another copy of myth in hopes that a friend will actually enjoy the game.
065: you are talking about greek mythology, and you begin to tell the tale of how perseus slew teh trow on the way to athens.
66: Every time you drink bottled pop, you throw it at someone and yell "MAKE A HOLE!"
066 (revised): Every time you get a bottle SODA you throw it at a crowd and yell "Make a hole!"
067: You watch an action movie where a lot of people die, and everyone else in the audience wonders why you keep saying, "Casualty."
068: When Unkfolt pees in your gas tank. :D
68: When you keep trying to write a "myth" movie script
69: You make RPG characters named Mauriac,Alric or Balor or any other myth name.
70: You think all mythologies are crap compared to Myth's
71: You try to convice all your friends taht myth rocks and isnt ultrapassed
72: You have Burned (literally) 2 Myth CDs because of too many time on the drive (it hapened to me)
73: you make lyrics based on Myth events
72: when the first thing you do when you wake up is shoo the crow away from the end of your bed
73: your favorite movie is "Crouching ghol, hidden wight"
074 : When the Lobby at myth is the extent of your social life.
075 : You name your pets things like Ravana, Myrk and Mahir.
076 : Your girlfriend is jelouse of Ravanna.
077 : When you go to the Myth lobby with no intention of actually playing a game.
078 : You give up smoking ciggerettes because it cuts into you Myth playing time.
079 : You keep a litter box near your computer even though you dont own a cat.
080 : When you try to send hate mail to SoulBlighter.
081 : You start Myth up for background music.
082 : Myth is in your start up files.
083 : When its the only video game you actually ever play.
084 : When you refer to people as "Noobz" out in the public.
085 : When you call up your friend and call him by his online name even if youv known him long befor myth came out.
086 : When you wake up in a cold sweet screaming "Myrks!"
087 : When you start to wonder about things like "How do duffs light their bottles" instead of thinking about baseball durring intercourse.
088 : When you make a ghol unit that poops on the ground and picks it up to throw at people.
089 : You actually want the music tracks.
090 : When you go somewhere and wonder if the area would make a good Mesh/Map.
091 : When its more important to you to kill all of the wildlife in a co-op game than it is to kill all of the opponents.
092 : When you babble on about plugins at work and no one has a clue as to what your talking about...but you go on anyways.
093 : When you actually know who a "Clades" or a "Blem" is.
094 : You remeber B.net as "the good old days".
095 : You scetch doodles of Myth units when your on the phone.
096 : The only friends that you have play myth.
097 : When you print up Myth history stories for something to read on the can.
098 : When on a first date you actually admit that you make mods for a video game as a hobby.
099 : When you meet some one and bring up Myth your sure to mention "not Myst..Myth".
100: you have spent hours looking online for a string quartet arrangement of the siege of madrigal.
101: when faced with a tough descision, you ask yourself,"what would alric do?"
102: you always wanted to take a family vacation to the Ermine, and you think of how it would be to ski the shadow of the mountain mountain when teh volcano wasnt erupting.
103: you collect shiny rocks in teh hopes that one will be an eblis stone, and you will become all powerful.
104: you realize that your grades are suffering from posting on the asylum.
Now perhaps we can move on to more productive things (yeah right).
"...and their right hands were raised in menace against mankind." sieg zeon
