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Sadie and the Crone
By:scarab
Date: 3/23/14 3:23 pm
In Response To: Halo and the Bechdel Test (Cody Miller)

[SOUND: Distant explosions mix with the jingle of nearby slot-machines.]

CROWD: She's got a shotgun! Look out!

CROWD: Come on! She's old, we can take her!

CRONE: (shoots into the air) You think I'm deaf?! Last warning! Back away
from my cash machine!

CRONE: (to Sadie) You too, girly!

DR ENDESHA: (from ATM) Sadie, get out of there!

SADIE: Look, I'm stepping back OK? Why don't you put down your gun--

CRONE: (shoots into the air) Time to break the piggy bank!

SADIE: Hey! You almost hit me!

[SOUND: The Crone smashes the ATM with her fist.]

SUPERINTENDENT: (from ATM) AFRICAN TRUST--

CRONE: Open up!

SUPERINTENDENT: BANKING WITH PRIDE!

CRONE: Open up!

[SOUND: As the Crone continues smashing, a drop ship flies toward the
casino.]

SADIE: Everyone! Listen! That's a Covenant drop-ship!

LOOTERS: Commies! Let's get out of here!

LOOTERS: Leave the money! Run! Run!

CRONE: Forty years I've been coming to this place. Forty years of losing
my hard earned cash...

CRONE: Well, today I hit the jackpot! You hear me, you damn machine? I...
want...my...money!

[SOUND: The Crone shoots the ATM.]

SUPERINTENDENT: [Vergil chime] INCORRECT PASSWORD. PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD.

SADIE: Vergil, give her the money! Then we've got to find some cover!

[SOUND: Money whirls out of the ATM.]

CRONE: (laughs) Out of the way, you little slut!

SADIE: (running) Gotta find a place to hide...There! Dumpster. Across the
street.

[SOUND: Brutes exit the drop-ship and walk to the ATM]

SADIE: (whispers) Brutes! Look how big they are!

CRONE: Jackpot! I win! I win!

SADIE: (whispers) Move! They're right on top of you!

BRUTES: [Angry roar.]

SADIE: Oh my God! It just tore the ATM off the casino wall!

[SOUND: the Brutes slams the ATM into the Crone.]

CRONE: [gurgling scream.]

SUPERINTENDENT: (from Chatter) TRANSACTION COMPLETE! PLEASE COME AGAIN!


Messages In This Thread

Halo and the Bechdel TestCody Miller3/22/14 5:26 pm
     Re: Halo and the Bechdel TestCody Miller3/22/14 5:27 pm
           Auntie Dot too, but no interaction either *NM*ZackDark3/22/14 5:49 pm
                 Re: Auntie Dot too, but no interaction eitherCody Miller3/22/14 6:05 pm
                       Re: Auntie Dot too, but no interaction eitheGrizzlei3/22/14 10:32 pm
                             Re: Auntie Dot too, but no interaction eitheNartFOpc3/23/14 3:08 am
           Re: Halo and the Bechdel Testbreitzen3/22/14 6:17 pm
                 Re: Halo and the Bechdel TestCody Miller3/22/14 6:27 pm
                       Re: Halo and the Bechdel Testbreitzen3/22/14 7:22 pm
                       Re: Halo and the Bechdel TestLeviathan3/22/14 9:01 pm
     Re: Halo and the Bechdel TestStephen L. (SoundEffect)3/22/14 5:52 pm
     Halo 4 *SP*Grizzlei3/22/14 7:52 pm
           Nearly sold myself short!Grizzlei3/22/14 7:57 pm
                 Re: Nearly sold myself short!RC Master3/22/14 8:59 pm
                       Re: Nearly sold myself short!Grizzlei3/22/14 9:13 pm
                             Re: Nearly sold myself short!ckamp3/25/14 2:48 am
                 Re: Nearly sold myself short!Quirel3/23/14 12:32 am
                       Re: Nearly sold myself short!Grizzlei3/24/14 12:34 am
                             Re: Nearly sold myself short!Schooly D3/24/14 1:21 pm
                                   Re: Nearly sold myself short!Grizzlei3/24/14 2:42 pm
                             Re: Nearly sold myself short!Quirel3/24/14 3:22 pm
                                   Re: Nearly sold myself short!Grizzlei3/24/14 11:36 pm
                                         Re: Nearly sold myself short!Quirel3/25/14 2:03 am
           Re: Halo 4 *SP*Cody Miller3/22/14 8:02 pm
                 Re: Halo 4 *SP*Grizzlei3/22/14 8:09 pm
                       Re: Halo 4 *SP*Cody Miller3/22/14 8:27 pm
                             Re: Halo 4 *SP*Grizzlei3/22/14 8:33 pm
                             What happened to "it"? *NM*ZackDark3/22/14 10:27 pm
                                   Re: What happened to "it"?Grizzlei3/22/14 10:51 pm
                                         Re: What happened to "it"?uberfoop3/23/14 1:14 am
                                               Re: What happened to "it"?ZackDark3/23/14 5:30 pm
                                                     Re: What happened to "it"?uberfoop3/23/14 8:28 pm
                                                           Re: What happened to "it"?NartFOpc3/23/14 8:41 pm
                                                                 Re: What happened to "it"?uberfoop3/23/14 8:46 pm
                                                                       Or more seriously...uberfoop3/23/14 8:50 pm
                 Re: Halo 4 *SP*uberfoop3/22/14 8:19 pm
                       Re: Halo 4 *SP*Leviathan3/22/14 8:59 pm
                             Re: Halo 4 *SP*Grizzlei3/22/14 9:17 pm
                                   Re: Halo 4 *SP*Leviathan3/22/14 10:55 pm
                             Re: Halo 4 *SP*RC Master3/22/14 9:33 pm
                                   Re: Halo 4 *SP*Leviathan3/22/14 10:58 pm
                                         WHOA WHOA WHOAuberfoop3/23/14 12:59 am
                                               Re: WHOA WHOA WHOALeviathan3/23/14 9:30 am
                                   Re: Halo 4 *SP*ckamp3/25/14 3:14 am
           Halo WarsGrizzlei3/22/14 8:07 pm
           Re: Halo 4 *SP*kanbo3/22/14 10:13 pm
                 Re: Halo 4 *SP*Grizzlei3/22/14 10:18 pm
     Re: Halo and the Bechdel TestQuirel3/22/14 10:29 pm
     Re: Halo and the Bechdel TestRagashingo3/22/14 11:48 pm
     Sadie and the Cronescarab3/23/14 3:23 pm
           Good catch! *NM*Quirel3/23/14 3:44 pm
           That's pretty one-sided, IMO. Both parts. *NM*ZackDark3/23/14 5:34 pm

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