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List... of doom!

Posted By: Rincewind MoG
Date: 6/26/02 1:19 p.m.

In Response To: Let's have a vote... (Guybrush Threepwood)

1. Konoko: Well, duh. It makes the most sense to play as Konoko, so she's at the top of the list. It just isn't right to see Shinatama say a heartfelt goodbye to a training droid... or herself. Also, running lariats are cool.
1 1/2: The Fury: She can toss you around like a rag doll. She can crush every toe in your foot. She's as cute as a button! I really like the Fury's style- it's reserved, but not downright arrogant, like Muro's is.
3. Muro: He irritates me to the very core of my being, but it's fun just running into a level and killing random people with him. His punch combo is cool.
4. Ninja/Mukade: Mukade, and his near cousin, the red ninja with the things on his back, look incredibly cool, menancing, and terrifyingly dangerous... until they do their backwards tiptoe moonwalk shuffle taunt.
5. Tanker: He can just swat guys away, of course he's cool. His taunts suck though. "Come... On...!"
6. Barabas: RAGH I AM BIG AND POWARFUL AND ALSO I CANOT DO TEH JUMPS BUT I AM BIG AND POWARFUL SO WHY SHOULD THAT MATTER> ALSO I HAVE TEH JET PACK SO WHY DON"T I JUST JETPACK UP TO WHERE TEH TCTF CANT GET ME AND DO TEH REGENERATION THIENG UP TEHERE ADN TEHN COEM BAK DOWN AND MAEK TEHM EAT A BAG OF HELL???? TEH WROLD WIL NEVAR KNO>>~!
7. Striker: Bleh, starting to get to the bottom of the barrel here. I don't know why the rest of you crazy kids don't like his voice. I rather like it... "You're mine!"
8. Comm Striker: He looks cool, but his moves are crap. Don't make him frog blast the vent core.

Everyone else exists in a rotten pit of mediocrity.

The Midlands

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