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My views on your favourites #3

Posted By: WJTW
Date: 6/11/02 11:26 a.m.

In Response To: In descending order: (DelaCroiX)

Part Three of this seemingly never ending message:

8) Mutant Muro
I like Mutant Muro as much as Muro. In fact, Mutant Muro's four punch-combo(or maybe its four WHACK combos) is is slightly more powerful. Probably because he has big hands... But one thing about that combo is that it is actually blockable by normal enemies and when the move is completed, M-Muro juts his hand spike into the ground. That wastes quite a lot of time, although i think enemies cannot hit him when that happens.
I wish he could regenerate to make him more powerful.
Also, his punch special(crouch-punch, don't know what it is called.) is powerful and has a very good range. But his Earthquaker like move(OniShots calls it Make Me Pancake) has a small knock-down radius. Barabas's Earthquaker can knock people down farther away. But I think that move is not really used to knock people down. Rather, its meant to SQUASH people! That explains the name.

9) Barabas
He's ugly and yes, he has a green beard(??!!). He's also slow and makes me impatient like the Elite Strikers. I have to use jump-flips, slides, whatever to speed up his recovery(but I dislike too fast a recovery also, like Konoko's.). He likes to use Earthquaker when things are too tough for him to handle(sheesh, Why can't he just say "Please, not in the face" or whatever.). I bet without his Earthquaker, he would be no match for even the AI controlled Konoko! And his voice, yucks!

10) Strikers
(Yawn!) Strikers are not worth commenting about. They are slow, stupid, slow, stupid, and, oh, yes, slow. Their specials are easily dodged(and they call it specials.)

11) Tankers.
Tankers are also stupid. Hey, I think Bungie made a mistake here. Tankers make sounds when damage is inflicted on them. They are SLDs! Robots! Androids! Only Shinatama could express such pain... Even Muro was surprised("I'm impressed! You're almost human! Curious, blah, blah, blah..."). He shouldn't be when his own SLDs can do that. Okay, his next line was "Why bother programming you to feel pain so intensely" or something like that. Maybe SLDs can feel a little pain. But these Tankers shouted as if they too were programmed to feel pain so intensely...
Snipers are dangerous with a weapon. They seemed to have no problems with finding and seeing you at long distances. C'mon(again), even if they had good eyesights, they can't possibly shoot so accurately and see so well...

12) TCTF/Comguys/Generic Males
Slow, weak, suck at fighting. That's all. Period. Full Stop.

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