: I remember the show still being terrible. Great announcements, though. Would
: have been great announcements without the VGAs anyway. You know? 343 has
: done enough wrong with Halo. Announce H5 or whatever somewhere other than
: Spike's awful show.

-Take Microsoft's 900 million dollars worth of unsold Surface RT's and lay them out in the Arabian desert, so it looks like the Covenant glassed the Mark of Shame onto planet Earth.

-Launch a model of High Charity into orbit, and have it pass right in front of the Hubble Space Telescope at the right moment.

-After buying up a five-year supply of printer ink, load it onto every rocket they can get and launch it at the moon. Next time it rises over North America, it's been painted so that it looks like a Halo.

-Bury the press release for Halo 5 into the middle of the EULA for Windows 8.15. Ya like Easter Eggs?