How about astoundingly average and inconsistent skill on Heroic?

: Have you ever had any dabblings in amateur dramatics, or are you actually
: just a regular bozo like the rest of us?

I did dabble a very long time ago at school. About 17 years ago I studied drama at A-Level. I got an E. Because I didn't buy a notebook. Or a pen.

: Why not forget the 'John' thing entirely and have him actually called Woaf?

I think of this thing being set in a parallel universe and I felt that would be too weird of a change for Johns parents to have chosen the name Woaf. No ones that cruel surely? It makes sense to me that there's a John in the Halo Universe who prefers to be called Master Chief and a John in the Woaf 117 universe who would rather be called Woaf.

: Notebook and pen eh? Well in that case, success is practically assured!

I know right! Should have thought of it sooner.