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Re: Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover story
By:TarZen
Date: 6/10/15 6:56 pm
In Response To: Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover story (The BS Police)

Awh meng!

Hope the arc has a moment like – **TEAM OSIRIS has cornered BLUE TEAM** Chief and Co. were not only fighting this highly trained hit-and-run NEW WAVE Spartan guerrilla force... they were searching out sweet mysteries of forerunner lore to reveal CHIEF'S TRUE MISSIONZ in life and not deal with mickey mouse ONI Barbed Red Tape™. But Oh No! They've suffered a setback. Moral is low, ammo is lower. "What do we do, John?" says Linda when FUCKING MAD SUPER GROUND SKY POUND frm BUCK n' LOCK n' HALSEY 2.0 and whoever ——— SHIT, they got better armour, all this ONI info and recon and support and all this SIIII high tech shit infra-light gear! and they all up on us! !

"Bullshit."

BLUE TEAM fool the ever living shit out of the spooks – old school Underground-on-Reach Mendez CTF skills. Fucking winking green lights on the HUD shit baby! Fuckin' relationships r worth more than tech 5ev3r.

Bish. Bash. Bosh. Gun in Locke's face.

"Were it so easy?"

*Explanations of reality* OSIRIS switch to BLUE.

NEW BLUE TEAM fight off covies, foreunner and occasional hoomans – retrieve the thing thats gets us Cortana back. There it is. Ultimate Win. Holographic display flickers to life. Pale blue figure lifts up.

"Cortana!"

"John! It's been too long – We've got to move fast!"

TEAM Cortana Vs. TEAM ONI
HALO 6 — 2019


Messages In This Thread

Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover storyThe BS Police6/9/15 12:10 pm
     Re: Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover storycar156/9/15 12:23 pm
           FIRETEAM OSIRISBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 12:28 pm
                 OMG IT'S BUCK OMGBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 12:35 pm
                 Re: FIRETEAM OSIRISCody Miller6/9/15 1:02 pm
                       locke's team *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 1:05 pm
                             red spartan is Olympia valeBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 5:02 pm
                                   Re: red spartan is Olympia valeGrizzlei6/9/15 5:04 pm
                                         i expect tanaka and her not to get along too wellBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 5:35 pm
                                               Re: i expect tanaka and her not to get along too wGrizzlei6/9/15 5:39 pm
                                                     Re: i expect tanaka and her not to get along too wzofinda6/9/15 7:20 pm
                                                           Re: i expect tanaka and her not to get along too wGrizzlei6/9/15 7:39 pm
                       Seriouslypadraig086/10/15 9:31 am
                             Re: SeriouslyTDSpiral6/10/15 12:12 pm
                                   dbo is that away *points at the link* *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/10/15 12:59 pm
                                         Re: dbo is that away *points at the link*padraig086/10/15 2:21 pm
                                               woah there space wizard from the moon *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/10/15 4:01 pm
                                               Re: dbo is that away *points at the link*The BS Police6/10/15 4:08 pm
                                                     Re: dbo is that away *points at the link*Revenant19886/10/15 4:40 pm
                                                           yikes. i am sorry -.- *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/10/15 5:08 pm
           Re: Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover storyThe BS Police6/9/15 12:51 pm
                 late june is when the july comes out *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 12:56 pm
                 New Reclaimer Writeup covering the GI articleWahrer6/9/15 8:06 pm
     Super stoked for Blue Team and Buck *NM*davidfuchs6/9/15 12:39 pm
           justBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 12:43 pm
                 Just to confirm... *GIF*Grizzlei6/9/15 1:25 pm
                       thank you my master *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 2:00 pm
                             Re: Settle down, Josh...Hyokin6/9/15 2:46 pm
                                   Re: Settle down, Josh...gamerguy20026/9/15 3:01 pm
                                         Re: Settle down, Josh...Grizzlei6/9/15 3:13 pm
                                               Oh.gamerguy20026/9/15 3:40 pm
                                                     Re: Oh.Grizzlei6/9/15 3:48 pm
                                                           Re: Oh.Hyokin6/9/15 10:47 pm
                                                                 Re: Oh.Grizzlei6/9/15 10:55 pm
                                                                 Re: Oh.General Vagueness6/9/15 11:40 pm
                                   Buck HypeBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 5:56 pm
           DittoArchilen6/9/15 12:43 pm
                 Goosebumps Just Reading This *NM*zofinda6/9/15 12:45 pm
     So. Dual campaigns then. *NM*Revenant19886/9/15 12:45 pm
           Re: So. Dual campaigns then.Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 1:15 pm
                 I hope they nail the AIscarab6/9/15 1:26 pm
                       Re: I hope they nail the AIArchilen6/9/15 1:32 pm
                             Re: I hope they nail the AIRevenant19886/9/15 1:43 pm
                                   Re: I hope they nail the AIArchilen6/9/15 1:47 pm
                                         Re: I hope they nail the AIQuirel6/10/15 12:40 am
                       So they have changed the AI. Promising...scarab6/11/15 11:29 am
     GI image dumpBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 1:08 pm
           Re: GI image dumpRevenant19886/9/15 1:16 pm
                 compared to what?Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 1:25 pm
                       His armored body. *NM*Revenant19886/9/15 1:27 pm
                       Re: compared to what?Grizzlei6/9/15 1:32 pm
                       Re: compared to what?TucsonBatman6/9/15 8:08 pm
                 Re: GI image dumpArchilen6/9/15 1:28 pm
           Crap. Crap. Megacrap.Quirel6/9/15 4:32 pm
     DibsGrizzlei6/9/15 1:36 pm
           lets make a spartan dating game :P *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 2:05 pm
           Re: Dibscar156/9/15 2:17 pm
                 Re: Dibscar156/9/15 2:18 pm
                       Chief senpai...... notice me *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 2:25 pm
                 Re: DibsGrizzlei6/9/15 2:19 pm
                       Re: DibsLouis Wu6/9/15 6:27 pm
                             Re: DibsGrizzlei6/9/15 6:32 pm
                                   Re: DibsStephen L. (SoundEffect)6/9/15 8:14 pm
                                         Re: DibsQuirel6/12/15 2:05 am
     Re: Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover storyuberfoop6/9/15 1:57 pm
     Re: Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover storyMixmasterchief6/9/15 3:07 pm
           boo my subscription expired *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 3:47 pm
     Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?Grizzlei6/9/15 3:50 pm
           Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?zofinda6/9/15 4:27 pm
           Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?General Vagueness6/9/15 5:06 pm
                 Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?Grizzlei6/9/15 5:26 pm
                       Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?General Vagueness6/9/15 7:38 pm
                             Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?Grizzlei6/9/15 7:46 pm
                                   Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?General Vagueness6/9/15 9:30 pm
                                         Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?Grizzlei6/9/15 9:35 pm
                                               give him a bear hug *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 9:47 pm
                                                     Is this how hugs, human? *GIF*Grizzlei6/9/15 9:50 pm
                                                           give him that. he will love it *snickers* *NM*Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 9:54 pm
                                               Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?General Vagueness6/9/15 11:15 pm
                                                     Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?Grizzlei6/9/15 11:20 pm
                             Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?Bounce-A-Gon6/9/15 8:03 pm
                                   Re: Yes. Yes. Yes. Did I mention yes?General Vagueness6/9/15 9:31 pm
           *heavy breathing* *NM*ZackDark6/9/15 6:39 pm
     Anyone else remember when...munky-0586/9/15 5:29 pm
           Re: Anyone else remember when...Grizzlei6/9/15 5:40 pm
                 We can't all have the same opinions, bro.munky-0586/9/15 6:13 pm
                 Grizzilei my friend rememberBounce-A-Gon6/9/15 6:18 pm
           Re: Anyone else remember when...Yakaman6/9/15 7:18 pm
                 Re: Anyone else remember when...Dielectric6/9/15 7:44 pm
                       Re: Anyone else remember when...The BS Police6/9/15 7:48 pm
                       Re: Anyone else remember when...Grizzlei6/9/15 7:52 pm
                             Re: Anyone else remember when...Dielectric6/9/15 8:44 pm
                                   Re: Anyone else remember when...Archilen6/10/15 1:39 am
                                         Re: Anyone else remember when...Quirel6/14/15 2:09 am
                                               differing female body typeBounce-A-Gon6/14/15 2:45 am
                                                     Re: +1 *NM*Hyokin6/14/15 2:48 am
                                                     Re: differing female body typeRevenant19886/14/15 8:17 am
                                                     Re: differing female body typeArchilen6/14/15 8:42 am
                                                     I'm going to be sorry I brought this up.Quirel6/14/15 11:40 am
                                                           questionSPU7N1K6/14/15 3:42 pm
                                                                 Re: questionQuirel6/15/15 12:31 am
                                                                 Re: questionArchilen6/15/15 2:33 am
                                                                       nice to know!SPU7N1K6/15/15 8:51 am
                                               Re: Anyone else remember when...serpx6/15/15 1:23 am
                       Tongue in cheek! :-) *NM*Yakaman6/10/15 3:01 pm
           I never forgot *IMG*Revenant19886/9/15 10:56 pm
                 Re: I never forgot *IMG*Grizzlei6/9/15 11:02 pm
                       You've got a point.Quirel6/11/15 5:40 pm
                             Re: You've got a point.Grizzlei6/11/15 5:49 pm
                                   Re: You've got a point.General Vagueness6/11/15 6:07 pm
                                   Re: You've got a point.Quirel6/12/15 2:50 am
                                         Re: You've got a point.Grizzlei6/12/15 3:56 am
                                               Re: You've got a point.Archilen6/12/15 4:40 am
                             Re: You've got a point.Leviathan6/13/15 4:57 am
                                   Re: You've got a point.Quirel6/14/15 1:33 am
                 #TeamClassicMarkV *NM*Archilen6/10/15 1:21 am
                 One issue is the ridiculous proportions...munky-0586/10/15 5:02 am
                       Re: One issue is the ridiculous proportions...Car156/10/15 5:21 am
                       Re: One issue is the ridiculous proportions...Archilen6/10/15 5:24 am
                             Totally.munky-0586/10/15 5:33 am
                       Re: One issue is the ridiculous proportions...Revenant19886/10/15 9:31 am
                             Re: One issue is the ridiculous proportions...Car156/10/15 12:59 pm
                                   Re: One issue is the ridiculous proportions...thebruce06/10/15 2:52 pm
                                         Thanks. More, if you like.Revenant19886/10/15 4:25 pm
     So ridiculously excited for Blue Team. FINALLY!! *NM*Apollo6/9/15 6:22 pm
     First mission... *SP*Car156/9/15 8:10 pm
     Re: Halo 5 July Gameinformer cover storyTarZen6/10/15 6:56 pm

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