: Here's the deal. You Take the bullets that were fired at you, polish them to
: a sheen - load them back up. And they fail to fire. A WHITERLIGHT appears
: in your visor, a sudden flash - and the gun exploded in your face. Looks
: like someone snuck a Trojan bullet into your chamber.

: You know what you do? You have someone go into the FUCKING FACTORY. THAT
: MAKES THOSE FUCKING BULLETS. And you have those TWO LOVEABLE ASSHATS,
: Frankly - And major asshats at that - They RUIN the bullets. They ruin
: them. And nobody wants to buy from that shitty company again. Then they
: want to get rid of the bullets that were sooooo valuable before. But hey,
: Nobody wants em now. I'll take em.

: And I take em. And load em. And evolve the shit out of them.

I have no clue what the above is about, but I feel like I'm supposed to share handloading tips...