And now that I see the pumpkins, I'm glad I didn't. If I were walking my nephew through the neighbourhood and I saw any one of those pumpkins out there, I'd shit. Those are goddamn fantastic. I just want to let the 15 dudes who don't win know that they are way better than me, and the pumpkins are worth noting to other people.

I don't know if this is a new thing, but when I was a kid, and I'm not old, I'm 24... Hi, guys. You've known me for ten years, and I'm still only 24. God, I must have been annoying. Wish more of the stuff I tried to do for the community worked out. Wish I was more capable when I tried to do it.

...anyway, when I was a kid, we just had the occasional cat drawn in the pumpkin, or one time I saw Garfield, but for real, if I saw any of these pumpkins at 6 in 1995, I'd have talked about it for days. Pumpkins are so good now.