Mercy is for the weak.

: Chewie overwhelmed Pixel Fox with marine corpses. Schooly continued to harass
: my base with his many hornets while I snuck in behind Schooly and the AI
: with my Arbiter and hot dropped a bunch of locusts to their bases and
: melted them.

: Oh yeah, Bones did stuff too... like complain that I wasn't doing anything. lol.

Your massive locust swarm just stood there comparing exhaust port measurements while my four little tanks and marines fended off the combined might of Schooly and Fox's armies!

: After scouting the enemy, I saw they were going air (hornets) and was able to
: steal their reactor briefly to tech up my anti-air (wolverines)...

I wondered how you tech'd up your Wolverines so fast. Damn neutral reactors.

: I think my favorite moment of the game went a little like this:
:
: Bones: "Schooly, move your hawks over here and take out his vehicle
: pads."
: Schooly: "Okay."
: Bones: "OH SHIT! He's got wolverines! Abort! Pull your guys back!"
: Schooly: "Okay."
: Bones: "I'll send in my tanks and clear them ou- OWIE OWIE OWIE! Cobras!
: Run away!"

While hilariously amusing to hear each others' reactions, party chat neutered any attempt at team communication. On top of that, Schooly's pretty quiet. I felt bad essentially giving him orders, but it was my pitiful exemplary attempt at teamwork.

: Another funny moment I recall was:

: Bones: "Fox, what are you making? Let's see.... DUDE! You don't need five
: bases! Go attack Tan's shit, bro!"

Fox literally had five full bases and zero units. Granted, he could have just lost them in a huge battle, but I was going off what I could see at the moment. And that was zero units. That's a 'no-no' in Bones' book.

: I had fun, hope you guys did too. Would like to do it again soon!

Indeed. :)