This is a parady to "The Eye of the Tiger"... Its about Mauls for those un-educated of you :)
Strong and Slow he carrys a mace, I think the pigman is hungry, he’s gonna kill now, he’ll just wack you in the face, and you can’t blow em up easiiilllyyyy!
But he’s a chum, he is real sweet, if you like to root and pillage, when he’s on the streets, he’s a choppin up meat, get to close and you may hear him say!
I’m the guy of the blighter, I’m the dark in the night, if you want you can be my appetizer, all for the darkness, and death to the light, and I realy am just the guuuuuuy…
of the ‘blighter.
Always eats, in a big mob, he knows its good to stay evil, but he throws all the heads in the bog, they’re all left-over from yesterdaaaay!
But I’m the guy of the blighter, I use all of my might, maybe you can be my apetizer, stay away from me if you value your life, but you know I am just a guuuuuuuuuuy!
of the ‘blighter.
But today the killing comes first, he remembers how he was so gorrrry!
He grabs your back, and hacks on your liver first, and all the while you can still hear him say! I’m the guy of the blighter, I hack and I bite, let me please be your afterlife provider, you don’t want blood secretions, then I’ll put up a fight, and you know I am just the guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy!
of the ‘blighter.
The guy of the ‘blighter!
…The guy of the ‘blighter…
……The guy of the ‘blighter……