Just for Christmas, here's a couple new Myth parodies I've been working on. Someday there WILL be a website for these. Someday.
A couple in progress...
"Deck the Halls (Balor Edition)"
Deck the halls with severed dorf-heads
Falalalala, lalalala!
Kill the children in their own beds!
Falalalala, lalalala!
Don me now enchanted armor
Falala, lalala, la la la!
Chop her legs off, then disarm her!
Falalalala, lalalala!
"The First Era"
a parody of "The First Noel"
The first era...
The Lev'ler did slay
All the farmers in shepherds in fields they played
In fields where they
Played games with their sheep
(As created by Vista, those damn kick-ass [bleep]s)
Oh hell... oh hell... oh hell.. oh hell...
We are all doomed, and our world as well...
Now on to the finished works...
"We Wish You A Merry Mythmas"
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
And a happy TRO year!
Good hunting to you,
and nuclear dear...
Good hunting on Mythmas
and a happy TRO year!
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
And a happy TRO year!
Now bring us some Dwarven ale...
Now bring us some Dwarven ale...
Now bring us some Dwarven ale...
And bring it right here!
We'll kill things until we get some...
We'll kill things until we get some...
We'll kill things until we get some...
So bring it right here!
Good hunting to you,
and nuclear dear...
Good hunting on Mythmas
and a happy TRO year!
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
We wish you a merry Mythmas...
And a happy TRO year!
"The Twelve Days of Mythmas"
(I'm just gonna post the last verse of this one, since you can divine the first 11 from it)
On the 12th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Twelve Trow a'kicking
'Leven Ghols a'taunting
Ten Wights a'popping
Nine Avatara
Eight Emps a'cheating
Seven Phoenix Rising
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree!
And now my favorite, back to the Beatles...
"Happy Mythmas"
A parody of "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" by John Lennon
So this is Mythmas...
And what have you slain?
Another war over,
The world reborn again
And so this is Mythmas
I hope you have fun
With molotov cocktails
With cannons and guns
A merry merry Mythmas!
On a ground that's stained red
Lets hope it's a good one
Without the undead
And so this is Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
For Dwarves and for TRO...
(If... you... kill... it...)
For the former's explosives...
(War... is... o... ver...)
And the latter's deft blows...
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)
And so happy Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
For daggars and emps
(If... you... kill... it...)
To the h00rs and the lamers:
(War... is... o... ver...)
"OMG U CAMPZ!"
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)
A merry merry Mythmas!
On a ground that's stained red
Lets hope it's a good one
Without the undead
And so this is Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
And what have we slain?
(If... you... kill... it...)
Another war over,
(War... is... o... ver...)
The world reborn again
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)
And so happy Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
We hope you kick ass
(If... you... kill... it...)
Cuz this TFL melee
(War... is... o... ver...)
Won't let my units pass
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)
A merry merry Mythmas!
On a ground that's stained red
Lets hope it's a good one
Without the undead
(War... is... o... ver...)
(If... you... kill... it...)
(War... is... o... ver...)
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)
(Happy Mythmas!)
(Happy Mythmas!)
(Happy Mythmas!)
[repeat, desynch, fade out]
