: BTW , here's my latest and greatest (and most difficult
: to write) parody, "the Real Rogue Shady".
: Even if you hate rap, I'd recommend you download an
: MP3 of Eminem's "The Real Rogue Shady" just
: to get the beat for this. It Kicks Ass™.
: "The Real Rogue Shady"f*ck
: by Forrest Cameranesi
: A parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
: May I have your attention please?
: May I have your attention please?
: Will the real rogue shady please stand up?
: I repeat: Will the real rogue shady please stand up?
: We're gonna have a problem here...
: [Phelot sings]
: Y'all acting like you never seen no betrayal before
: 'Xplodin all over the floor with all dispersal dreams
: poppin' and more
: Deceiver whoopin' her ass, bound me before he
: Conversed with that whore, and now he's gonna whither her
: (Uhr!)
: It's the return of the-
: [Myrdred sings]
: "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding.
: He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
: And Damas he said ... nothing you idiot!
: Damas is dead! His crow's in my petticoat! (Ha ha)
: [Phelot]
: All of the Warlocks love that Myrdred
: chigga chigga chigga "Rogue shady, I'm sick of
: him."
: Look at him! Floatin' around, weilding his you-know-what
: Swingin' at you-know-who", "Yeah, and he's so
: ugly!"
: Yeah, I prolly got a couple of screws up in my head loose
: But no worse that what's goin' on up in Damas' bedroom
: Sometimes I think she might have V.D., cuz she's so
: loose, yet I can't know
: Cuz Shiver would whisper me in the caboose
: "Yo Damas got no lips! Yo Damas got no lips!"
: And if I'm lucky he just might talk without a lisp
: And here's the reason why we gotta scare all the little
: kids: Folks expect 'em not to know what a Leveller's
: true mission is
: Of course they're gonna know where Balor's fort is
: by the time they hit Muirthemne!
: They got the Head on their side, don't they?
: "We ain't nothin' but mortals..."
: Well, some of us immortals
: Who never die of old age like you mortals {*random slash
: and scream*}
: But if we can kill dead animals and antelopes
: Then there's no reason why a man can't kill another man
: and crack his bones
: But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
: Fetches wave your pantihose, sing the chorus and it
: goes...
: I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just evil brainiacs
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: Yes I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just evil brainiacs
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: Bungie don't gotta cuss in their games to sell themselves
: Well I do, so f*ck them! f*ck MS, too!
: You think I give a damn about that dam? Hee!
: Most of you humans couldn't even find me, let alone drown
: me
: "But Phelot, what if they win? Wouldn't it
: suck?"
: Why? Some guy controlled my mind, the stupid f*ck
: So he could, sit me here next to this old schmuck
: He and me together made Shiver a sitting duck.
: So I could betray her and Damas and kill all those Myrks
: And then Myrdred could surprise her with his whither
: first
: Little bitch didn't have time to even hear my
: "Boo!"
: ("Yeah he's mean but at least he's still on our
: side! Woo hoo!")
: I should disperal all of you like A-B-C
: And show the whole world how I could kick an ass or three
: (Ahh!)
: I'm sick of all you little h00rs and lamers! You ain't
: real gamers!
: So I am comin' at you like a flamer! {*BOOM*}
: And there's a hundred of us Shades like me
: Who hate like me! Who all rant and berate like me!
: Who dress like me! Float, gloat and act like me!
: They just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!
: Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just imitating
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: Yes I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just imitating
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: That Head's a head trip to listen to, cause he's only
: givin you
: things you whisper' 'bout in your myths and in your
: legends too
: The only caveat is he's got no body at all
: and so all y'all are gonna gotta be carrying him around
: and all
: I just float in the air and cast it
: and whether I get my ass kicked {*BOOM*} you just got
: blasted
: faster than ninety percent of you humans out there
: Then you wonder how can shades blow up these armies into
: thin air...
: It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm nintey
: I'll be the only shade left on the continent, finding
: Spells and raising armies and I'm hackin' off their heads
: And I'm killin' but this damn hero named Alric still
: isn't dead
: And every single person is a rogue shady lurkin
: He could be hangin' in Seven Gates, floatin' around,
: gotta wait
: {*Shade sound*} He's stuck on an island, circling
: Screaming "Cowards! Finish me!"
: With his mana down and low energy
: So, will the real shady please stand up?
: And blow one of those energon cubes on up?
: And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
: and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
: I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just imitating
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just imitating
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just imitating
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real maniac
: You rogue shadies are just imitating
: So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
: please blow up? please blow up?
: Ha ha
: Guess there's a rogue shady in all of us
: f*ck it, let's all blow up
*GASP* That flow be dope yo, word is bond, NEVA have I bean heard such sh*t since dem put out Cop Killas! Yo, you done put a revolution in start wit dat bomb diggity, na' meen?
I hear Shady be talkin snap about you doe' Forrest, best get up your dawgs and tell em to step! Tell em yo' det I got you back, me an J-Dog and Dope Killa.
No, but really, that was pretty good and you almost got me to like rap...
or for that matter, like eminem <---- notice lowercase name... that be meanin a big dis. In my opinion, Eminem reinforces the idea that white people can't rap... fo' ree all.
But don't let this disgourage you! You have tallent Forrest, tallent not seen since Mos Def and The Lox.
Thoth- (aka: White chocolate delux')
