: I don't think they could make a movie about Myth unless
: they wanted a War Documentary like those seen about
: WW2. Besides, they would screw it up and make the
: narrator someone stupid like Jon Cluade Van Damn
: (incorrect spelling, I'm sure) or Chuck Norris and,
: obcourse, they would have to add in a
: woman-in-distress and that leads to cheesy sex
: scenes... The story would be switched around horribly
: and they would make a classic "and they all lived
: happily ever after" ending (And Im sure the
: narrator and the Legion escape that crazy fire that
: comes from the Deviod and had the time of their life
: afterwords). Plus, they'll try and promote it so
: McDonalds would have little Soulblighter figuriness
: with every Happy Meal. Tyco or Matel would have their
: action figures and we'd see cheesy commercials about
: them: "And look: Soulblighter has new Action
: Swing Attack! Oh no, here comes Balor on his Wagon of
: Doom! But watch out, Alric used his Eblis Stone that
: GLOWS IN THE DARK! Take that Balor! (start myth
: commercial music [not done by Total Audio, mind
: you])::MYTH ACTION FIGURES! THE FIGHT [pause] FOR THE
: LIGHT!"
: In short, a Myth Movie would be a disaster... in my
: opinion :)
: Thoth-
GOD DAMN SON! you hit the nail right on the head!!
