These won't compare to the others but...
Gore: "...But it was Gore alone who understood his statistics and while some claimed they were random numbers he alone knew their dark secrets"
or
"Many remember when Gore was second only to Clinton himself and they remember he was like stone: never moving, never speaking, and if struck he made no action."
Bush: "A simple man, but strong of heart. However, some questioned his intelligence when asked his opinion on Medicare was met with only with a blank stare"
or
"And our spending defecit will be 3 trillion and without 8.76 taxes we'll have... uh 2 trillion and... uh... if you take away the 1 trllion I uh... mentioned earlier we'll have 5 trillion. Yeah." and though the crowd knew not what this meant or whether Bush himself knew, they cheered.
