: More like Return of Bride of Son of Myth Parodies Returns
: Part II: The Sequel, but neverthelest...
: I thought up a bit of a new parody today, and refined an
: old one. First the old one, which is a parody of the
: Beatles (of course) "Come Together", called
: "Shrubs and Heather". Basically, I just
: redid the chorus from my old version: Here come old
: tree-top, he come
: Crunchin up slowly, he got
: Twiggy fingers, worship
: Fire ent-god, he say
: One and one and one is three
: One thing I can tell is I got to be a tree
: Shrubs and heather
: Are all
: Over me
: Now the second, new one is a parody of another Beatles
: song, "Get Back". It is as yet unnamed, as I
: haven't redone the chorus.
: Ori was a dwarf who thought he was a giant
: But he couldn't make a blast
: Ori left his home in Myrgard, quite defiant
: Of his dimunitive ass
: Get back! Get back!
: Get back to where you once belonged!
: Get back! Get back!
: Get back to where you once belonged!
: Get back Ori!
: [short guitar solo]
: Little Mauvalachi thought he was a Warlock
: But he was small as a dwarf.
: All the guys around him says he would be better
: Fishin' a Tyrian wharf
: Get back! Get back!
: Get back to where you once belonged!
: Get back! Get back!
: Get back to where you once belonged!
: Get back Mau'lachi!
: [more guitars, etc]
I've revised this last one, changing the chorus and giving it a name. It is now called "Kablam", and the chorus goes:
KABLAM! KABLAM!
KABLAM! and then a smoking hole!
KABLAM! KABLAM!
KABLAM! and then a smoking hole!
KABLAM [verse subject name]!
