: There was all these nasty big men who spek funny, and
: they kikd all the new ppl, so there was like hardly
: any new ppl left, but den da oomies came along and the
: nasty men thought, "mmmm, dey is gay, weesa leev
: dem alone". So dey did, but den da big nasty men
: got some little nasty fellas and made em carry stone
: about, and the little nasty fellas took the piss out
: of the nasty men for being used by a large man in the
: sky.
: Anyway, den dis large nasty monstar came along wot said
: it woz da leveller cause it had leveled up so much by
: fighting monstars that it was a really high lvl. It
: hit da oomies a bit and den dis nice fella came along
: who woz da great earo and he kikd the leveler cause
: maybe he was leveled more or maybe ee was clevererer.
: So den da nice fella made everyone appy and made tings
: nice, until a nuther nasty monstar came who was also
: called the leveller, but dis didn't make any sense
: cause ee was dead wernt ee? So den in the
: conf.....confu....confu....caffuffle that happend
: after that he kilt aload of ppl and made everyting
: black and murki green and stuff. So den dis uver good
: fella came along, but this leveller bloke died, but
: got a load of krids to stay about in a big bundle and
: so dis new nice fella (whos name was Connort) came and
: kilt the krids, but a bit before dis those little
: nasty fellas tried to kilt the nasty big men but faled
: a bit but kilt a few of dem. So den dis connort fella
: put da rest of dem in a little fing and made all deir
: citiis cold so dat dey were really pissd off.
: Den dis connort chap made tings nice agen and den some
: new nasty fella came along.
: Anyway, after a wile some good man who was another grate
: earo (which again corsed a lot of
: conf....confus....caffuffle, cause he was like dead or
: gone away) came along and wun wen he wont ment to, so
: den da cycel was all funny.
: Der ya go, I no mor dan ne1 else ere.
This message disturbingly reminds me of a Warhammer Orc.
Consty
