There was all these nasty big men who spek funny, and they kikd all the new ppl, so there was like hardly any new ppl left, but den da oomies came along and the nasty men thought, "mmmm, dey is gay, weesa leev dem alone". So dey did, but den da big nasty men got some little nasty fellas and made em carry stone about, and the little nasty fellas took the piss out of the nasty men for being used by a large man in the sky.
Anyway, den dis large nasty monstar came along wot said it woz da leveller cause it had leveled up so much by fighting monstars that it was a really high lvl. It hit da oomies a bit and den dis nice fella came along who woz da great earo and he kikd the leveler cause maybe he was leveled more or maybe ee was clevererer.
So den da nice fella made everyone appy and made tings nice, until a nuther nasty monstar came who was also called the leveller, but dis didn't make any sense cause ee was dead wernt ee? So den in the conf.....confu....confu....caffuffle that happend after that he kilt aload of ppl and made everyting black and murki green and stuff. So den dis uver good fella came along, but this leveller bloke died, but got a load of krids to stay about in a big bundle and so dis new nice fella (whos name was Connort) came and kilt the krids, but a bit before dis those little nasty fellas tried to kilt the nasty big men but faled a bit but kilt a few of dem. So den dis connort fella put da rest of dem in a little fing and made all deir citiis cold so dat dey were really pissd off.
Den dis connort chap made tings nice agen and den some new nasty fella came along.
Anyway, after a wile some good man who was another grate earo (which again corsed a lot of conf....confus....caffuffle, cause he was like dead or gone away) came along and wun wen he wont ment to, so den da cycel was all funny.
Der ya go, I no mor dan ne1 else ere.
