[snip]
Wow! VERY good! This is one of the best ones yet, probably because it parodies one of my favorite songs! But for that same reason, I can spot a few flaws in it. I'm gonna go through and edit this, subtitled in normal English for the TRO-impaired.
I KIK U IF U KIK ME THEN WE KIK DORF N HE GET TRO-KIKED, MB?
(I kick you if you kick me then we kick dorf and he get Trow-kicked, maybe)
C HOW THEY RUN LIK MAULS FRM AN EMP C HOW DEY CRI
(see how they run like mauls from an emp, see how they cry)
IM KIKING....
(I'm kicking..)
KIKIN ALL DA LAMERZ, DRPPRS SUX0R DNT U THNK?
(Kicking all the lamers, droppers 'sucksor' don't you think?
US HAV LATN NAMZ YAH, WE DA BG N SMRT ONES,
(us have Latin names yeah, we the big and smart ones)
MN U BN A NTY TRO U LET THE EMP WN RAID
(man you been a naughty Trow you let the Emp win Raid)
I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
(I am the Raid man, woo!)
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
(They are the Raid men, woo!)
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U!
(I am the Trow king! I Trow-kick you!)
MR TRO KING IS DA KING OF B.NET U CNT PLAY U SUX0R, MB?
(Mister Trow King is the king of B.net; you can't play, you 'sucksor' maybe)
C HOW DEY FLY LIK GRFFN N DA SKI, C HOW DEY SUK
(see how they fly like Gryphons in the sky, see how they suck)
IM KIKING....
(I'm kicking)
I'M KI-I-I-I-IK...
(I'm kick...)
IM KIKING...
(I'm kicking)
I'M KI-I-I-I-IK!
(I'm kick)
TRO KNG IN MIRTHMNE, KIKNG ALL DA HRN GRD
(Trow King in Muirthemne, kicking all the Heron Guard)
WRRIRS GET TRO-KIKED, BWMEN DIE FRM MY KIK
(Warriors get Trow-kicked, Bowmen die from my kick)
MN I LK TO KIK DA LAMERS N DA BARRIER....
(Man, I like to kick the lamers in the Barrier)
I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
(I am the Raid man, woo!)
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
(They are the Raid men, woo!)
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U!
(I am the Trow king! I Trow-kick you!)
.......................
LVNG N RHIANON CTY FNDIN THINS 2 KIK
(Living in Rhi'anon city, finding things to kick)
IF I DNT KIK DORF I GET AL RESTLES, THN I GONNA TRO KIK U!
(If I don't kick dorf, I get all restless, then I'm gonna Trow-kick you)
I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
(I am the Raid man, woo!)
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
(They are the Raid men, woo!)
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U!
(I am the Trow king! I Trow-kick you! I Trow-kick you!)
ALRC IS A LAMER DRPPER
(Alric is a lamer, dropper)
I RLLY WNT 2 TRO-KIK HIM MB! TRO TRO TRO, ME ME ME, KIK KIK KIK
(I really want to Trow-kick him, maybe! Trow Trow Trow, me me me, kick kick kick)
C HOW DEY CHETZ LIKE PIGZ IN STAMPEDE SE HOW DEY CHETZ
(See how they cheat like pigs in Stampede, see how they cheat)
IM KIKIN...
(I'm kicking..)
SUPA PHAT KUNG-FU TRO
(Super phat kung-fu Trow)
RUNS AN KIKS THE COMET MN
(runs and kicks the comet man)
DCVERS A HAX0R, WTCHR GOT NO ARM NOW
(Deceiver's a 'hacksor', Watcher got no arm now)
MN U SHODA SEEN ME KIKIN ALL DA OTHR TRO
(Man you should've seen me kicking all the other Trow)
I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
(I am the Raid man, woo!)
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
(They are the Raid men, woo!)
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U!
(I am the Trow king! I Trow-kick you! I Trow-kick you!)
I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U!
(I Trow-kick you! I Trow-kick you! Kick you!)
U U U!
(You you you!)
U, U, U, U U!
(You, you, you, you you!)
[repeating chant of "KIK KIK STOMP STOMP KIK KIK STOMP STOMP" with intermittant outbursts of "U!", slowly fading into a background of thumps and stomps and kicks and explosive Dwarven deaths, which itself then fades away]
I've got another one of these are work, from the same album (Magical Mystery Tour), called "The Ghol On The Hill", which I'll post when I'm back at my work machine on Saturday. Not nearly as good as this one though. I wanted to parody this one but I couldn't think up a very good play on an insane ramblings about eggmen and walruses. TRO KEENGS fit perfectly. :-)
