: 7:1
: And Bungie said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house
: into the order; for thee have I seen righteous before
: me in this generation.
: 7:2
: Of every unranked player thou shalt take to thee by
: sevens, the male and his female: and of players that
: are ranked by two, the male and his female.
: 7:3
: Of newbies also of the metaserver by sevens, the male and
: the female; to keep fodder alive upon the face of all
: the metaserver.
: 7:4
: For yet seven days, and we will cause it to rain upon the
: leaderboard forty bits and forty bytes; and every
: ranking account that we have made will we destroy from
: off the face of the leaderboard.
: 7:5
: And Noah did according unto all that Bungie commanded
: him.
: 7:6
: And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of
: signals was upon the leaderboard.
: 7:7
: And Noah went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his
: sons' wives with him, into the order, because of the
: signals of the flood.
: 7:8
: Of unranked players, and of players that are ranked, and
: of newbies, and of every rank that creepeth upon the
: metaserver,
: 7:9
: There went in two and two unto Noah into the order, the
: male and the female, as Bungie had commanded Noah.
: 7:10
: And it came to pass after seven days, that the signals of
: the flood were upon the leaderboard.
: 7:11
: In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second
: month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day
: were all the ports of the great server, and the games
: of the server were closed.
: 7:12
: And the signals were upon the leaderboard forty bits and
: forty bytes.
: 7:13
: In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and
: Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the
: three wives of his sons with them, into the order;
: 7:14
: They, and every player after his kind, and all the
: newbies after their kind, and every ranking thing that
: ranketh upon the leaderboard after his kind, and every
: celestial after his kind, every player of every sort.
: 7:15
: And they went in unto Noah into the order, two and two of
: all ranks, wherein is the breath of points.
: 7:16
: And they that went in, went in male and female of all
: ranks, as Bungie had commanded him: and Bungie shut
: him in.
: 7:17
: And the flood was forty bits upon the leaderboard; and
: the signals increased, and bare up the order, and it
: was lift up above the metaserver.
: 7:18
: And the signals prevailed, and were increased greatly
: upon the leaderboard; and the order went upon the face
: of the signals.
: 7:19
: And the signals prevailed exceedingly upon the
: leaderboard; and all the high ranks, that were under
: the whole metaserver, were covered.
: 7:20
: Fifteen ranks upward did the signals prevail; and the
: celestials were covered.
: 7:21
: And all ranks died that scored upon the metaserver, both
: of daggar, and of sword, and of crown, and of every
: ranking thing that ranketh upon the metaserer, and
: every celestial: 7:22
: All in whose ranks was the breath of points, of all that
: was in the ranked rooms, died.
: 7:23
: And every ranking account was destroyed which was upon
: the face of the metaserver, both celestial, and crown,
: and the ranking things, and the daggar of the newbie;
: and they were destroyed from the leaderboard: and Noah
: only remained alive, and they that were with him in
: the order.
: 7:24
: And the signals prevailed upon the leaderboard an hundred
: and fifty days.
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