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And Bungie blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the metaserver.
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And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the mesh, and upon every Thrall of the swamp, upon all that ranketh upon the metaserver, and upon all the fishes of the media; into your hand are they delivered.
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Every moving thing that unliveth shall be meat for you; even as the green scenery item have I given you all things.
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But accounts with the points thereof, which is the account thereof, shall ye not kill.
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And surely your points of your lives will I require; at the hand of every Thrall will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the points of man.
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Whoso stealeth man's points, by man shall his points be shed: for in the image of Bungie made they man.
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And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the metaserver, and multiply therein.
9:8
And Bungie spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
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And we, behold, we establish our covenant with you, and with your seed after you;
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And with every ranking player that is with you, of the daggar, of the swords, and of every beast of the mesh with you; from all that go out of the order, to every beast of the mesh.
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And we will establish our covenant with you, forever shall all rank be cut off any more by the signals of a reset; and shall there ever more be a flood to destroy the leaderboard.
9:12
And Bungie said, This is the token of the covenant which we make between us and you and every unliving creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
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We do set our Bow of Stoning in the desert, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between us and the metaserver.
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And it shall come to pass, when we bring a cloud over the leaderboard, that the bow shall be retrived from the desert:
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And we will remember our covenant, which is between us and you and every unliving creature of all rank; and the signals shall forever more become a reset to destroy all rank.
9:16
And the bow shall be in the desert; and we will look upon it, that we may remember the everlasting covenant between Bungie and every unliving creature of all rank that is upon the metaserver.
9:17
And Bungie said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which we have established between us and all rank that is upon the metaserver.
9:18
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the order, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.
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These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole metaserver overspread.
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And Noah began to be a webmaster, and he hosted a website:
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And he wrote of the code, and was delerious; and he was uncovered before his webcam.
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And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
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And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
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And Noah awoke from his delerium, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
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And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a lamer of lamers shall he be unto his brethren.
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And he said, Blessed be Bungie of Shem; and Canaan shall be his lamer.
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Bungie shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the chatrooms of Shem; and Canaan shall be his lamer.
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And Noah played after the flood three hundred and fifty years.
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And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he left.
