I forgot to add in the "And you're working for no one but me" line at the very end (before the schizophrenic LSD-drenched guitar solo kicks in again). On the other hand, though, I can't think of much to replace it with. Maybe "And there's nobody slower than me," or perhaps "And your warriors mean nothing to me." I dunno. :)
-Tsao
: ...two, three, four, one, two (three four!)
: [insert funky intro]
: Let me tell you how it will be
: Two points for you and one for me
: 'Cause I'm the Axe Man -
: Yeah, I'm the Axe Man.
: Should my point value seem too small
: Remember I'm slowest of all
: 'Cause I'm the Axe Man -
: Yeah, I'm the Axe Man.
: If you see me come, you'd best retreat
: If you stand your ground, I'll axe your seat
: If you place some satchels by my feet
: Then a dwarf can blow me down the street
: (Axe Man!)
: [insert schizophrenic guitar solo]
: 'Cause I'm the Axe Man -
: Yeah, I'm the Axe Man.
: Don't ask me what I'm so slow for
: (Uh uh, Mr. Balor!)
: If you don't want to wait some more
: (Uh uh, you Watcher!)
: 'Cause I'm the Axe Man -
: Yeah, I'm the Axe Man.
: Now my advice for those who die
: {Axe Man!)
: Rise up again; axe those nearby
: (Axe Man!)
: 'Cause I'm the Axe Man -
: Yeah, I'm the Axe Man.
:And your warriors mean nothing to me.
:(Axe Man!)
: [insert schizophrenic guitar solo again]
