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And the comet knew the newbie his teammate; and she sold a friend on Myth, and bare Kain, and said, I have gotten a sale for Bungie.
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And she again bare his brother Loki. And Loki was a keeper of honor, but Kain was a killer of dummies.
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And in process of time it came to pass, that Kain brought of the fruit of his cheating a high rank upon Bungie.net.
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And Loki, he also brought of the winnings of his games and of the points thereof. And Bungie had respect unto Loki and to his winning:
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But unto Kain and to his cheating they had not respect. And Kain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
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And Bungie said unto Kain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
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If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
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And Kain balked at Loki his brother: and it came to pass, when they were on the metaserver, that Kain rose up above Loki his brother on the leaderboard, and drove him away in disgust.
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And Bungie said unto Kain, Where is Loki thy brother? And he said, DUNNO: Y DNT THI FUKETH OF STUPD ADMINZ!?
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And Bungie said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's disgust crieth unto me from the 'Net.
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And now art thou cursed from the metaserver, which hath opened her ports to receive thy brother's packets from thy IP;
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When thou blastest the mesh, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her 3D-rendered effects; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the metaserver.
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And Kain said unto Bungie, OMG U SUKETH U CANT DOETH THAT U CHETRZ!
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U BANETH ME! I CANT PLAYETH MYTHETH NE MORE! I CANT GETETH ON BNET! MI POINTZ WIL DROPETH!
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And Bungie said unto him, Therefore whosoever playeth Kain, vengeance shall be taken on Kain sevenfold. And Bungie set a ban upon Kain, lest any finding him should play him.
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And Kain went out from the presence of Bungie, and dwelt in the land of Battle.net, on the east of Bungie.net.
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And Kain knew his newbie; and she cheated too, and bare Asurmen: and he builded a comet, and called the name of the comet, after the name of his son, Asurmen.
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And unto Asurmen was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.
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And Lamech took unto him two lackeys: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
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And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as camp in swamps, and of such as have no guts.
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And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the juggernaut and rush.
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And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every cheater in Myth and Myth II: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.
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And Lamech said unto his lackeys, Adah and Zillah, Read my chat; ye lackeys of Lamech, hearken unto my typing: for I have slain a player to my losing, and a newbie to my hurt.
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If Kain's opponent shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech's seventy and sevenfold.
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And Adam knew his wife again; and she recruited another admin, and called his name Seth: For Bungie, said she, hath appointed me another player instead of Loki, whom Kain drove away.
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And to Seth, to him also there was recruited an admin; and he called his name Enos: then began players to call upon the name of Bungie.
