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Now the lemur was more subtil than any beast of the mesh which Bungie had made. And he said unto the newbie, Yea, hath Bungie said, Ye shall not kill off every opponent on Bungie.net?
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And the newbie said unto the lemur, We may kill off the units of the players on Bungie.net:
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But of the units of the player which is of another account of our own, Bungie hath said, Ye shall not kill it, neither shall ye contemplate it, lest ye be booted.
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And the lemur said unto the newbie, Ye shall not surely be booted:
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For Bungie doth know that in the day ye kill thereof, then your rank shall be increased, and ye shall be as gods, having k00l icons next to your names.
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And when the newbie saw that the dummy account was good for fodder, and that it was easy to win against, and an opponent to be desired to make one l33t, she took of the points thereof, and did kill, and played also with her husband with her; and he did kill.
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And the ranks of them both were increased, and they knew that they were lame; and they talked big curses together, and made themselves macho.
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And they heard the voice of the Admin Bungie hopping in the metaserver in the heat of the day: and the comet and his wife hid themselves from the presence of Bungie amongst the BC TRO games of the metaserver.
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And Bungie called unto the comet, and said unto him, Where art thou?
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And he said, I saw thy background pattern in the metaserver, and I was afraid, because I was lame; and I hid myself.
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And he said, Who told thee that thou wast lame? Hast thou killed off the dummy, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not kill?
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And the comet said, The newbie whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the dummy, and I did kill.
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And Bungie said unto the newbie, What is this that thou hast done? And the newbie said, The lemur beguiled me, and I did kill.
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And Bungie said unto the lemur, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all
rank wanks, and above every undead of the mesh; upon thy Battle.net shalt thou go, and Zerlings shalt thou kill all the days of thy life:
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And I will put enmity between thee and the newbie, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall mock your speech, and thou shalt insult his mother.
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Unto the newbie he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy competition; in sorrow thou shalt play in BC TRO games; and thy desire shall be to thy rank, and it shall rule over thee.
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And unto the comet he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy newbie, and hast killed off the dummy, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not kill it: cursed is If I Had A Trow for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou play of it all the days of thy life;
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Heavenly Hosts also and CPers shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt kill the scenery of the mesh;
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In the sweat of thy face shalt thou kill undead, till thou return unto the real world; for out of it wast thou taken: for a stupid human thou art, and unto stupid humanity shalt thou return.
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And the comet called his newbie's name K1LL3R D3TH TRO; because she was the mother of all killing.
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Unto the comet also and to his newbie did Bungie make rank listings of HTML, and displayed them.
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And Bungie said, Behold, the comet is become as one of us, to know coolness and lameness: and now, lest he put forth his cursor, and take also of the chart of rank, and kill, and live for ever:
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Therefore Bungie sent him forth from the metaserver of Bungie.net, to live the life from whence he was taken.
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So he drove out the comet; and he placed at the east of the metaserver of Bungie.net Admins, and an impenetrable ban which turned every way, to keep the way of the chart of rank.
