: The first man was called Damas and he removed his heart,
: and from this heart was born Ravanna.
: Bungie said not to eat from the Tree of Lameness, yest ye
: become a rank wank and banished from the Garden of
: Unranked forever.
: But Ravanna ate the bitter fruit from the tree of
: lameness, and hurt Damas for the dreaded 'Pointz'
: And Ravanna got Damas to eat from the tree of Lameness
: When Bungie found out, they were banished from the Garden
: of Unranked. and they set forth to create Ranked.
: Bungie knew this, as Bungie is all knowing, and they
: set forth the Admins to banish Lamers from Myth
Ha! This is good! I'll see if I can work it into my own translation...
