The first man was called Damas and he removed his heart, and from this heart was born Ravanna.
Bungie said not to eat from the Tree of Lameness, yest ye become a rank wank and banished from the Garden of Unranked forever.
But Ravanna ate the bitter fruit from the tree of lameness, and hurt Damas for the dreaded 'Pointz'
And Ravanna got Damas to eat from the tree of Lameness
When Bungie found out, they were banished from the Garden of Unranked. and they set forth to create Ranked. Bungie knew this, as Bungie is all knowing, and they set forth the Admins to banish Lamers from Myth
