OH OH PICK ME!!! Don't worry I won't say who I wanna be *cough* TRO *cough* *cough* Oh excuse me I got a cold :)
: Hey, guys: Since you've all been so supportive of my
: attempts to create new levels, I want to, um, reward
: your encouragement and great ideas by, er,
: immortalizing you by using your screen names in my
: campaign. I'm writing this to ask for your permission
: to do just that. If anyone wants to be left out,
: that's fine, and there will be no hard feelings. Why,
: you ask, would anyone not want such an honor? Well...
: 1) You do NOT get to choose which unit your name will be
: attached to. Once you see the level this will make
: perfect sense.
: 2) The association of your name with this unit will NOT
: be complementary--you're not going to be a brave and
: noble zerk captain, for example. This is not meant to
: be a reflection of you at all, merely a kind of
: in-joke that probably only Asylumers will ever get
: (and I can't guarantee you'll find it funny). If that
: doesn't make any sense: would you object to a
: swineherd with your name on it? That's not the unit I
: have in mind, but it's on about the same level...
: 3) Anyone who plays the game will be required to kill you
: in effigy to complete the mission. Well, I suppose
: they could be exceptionally nice and let you live, but
: the path of least resistance is going to lead right
: through your shovel-smoten corpse.
: 4) If I end up hurting your feelings with this level it
: will make us both cry, and I don't want that. This is
: meant as a kind of off-color tribute and if you aren't
: prepared to take it that way it would be better that
: it never happens.
: 5) The money is terrible ;)
: If the above intrigue you rather than worry you: Just
: post here or email me directly saying you want in. If
: I get too many positive responses, some names may need
: to be cut (which is not meant as any kind of
: reflection of who my "friends" or
: "enemies" are, merely that there can only be
: so many units on a given level), but I'll do my best
: to include everyone who wants in. Everyone who
: regularly posts to the Asylum is eligible--but if I
: don't recognize your name, I'm afraid you probably
: won't make the final cut. Oh, and Silicon Dream is
: going in whether he likes it or not (joke).
