: Okay, so this is really you who said this, right? This is
: Killing Duck, the *real* Killing Duck, who is
: informing the Asylum that he "doesn't even like
: gays?" Just checking.
No offence to KD but we don't really want to know whether you like homosexuals or don't. Nobody (I hope) was offended by the fact that the poster masquerading as you claimed to be gay; most of the language in it, and the irrelevance of its content to the Asylum, were what we were mad about.
: How about "Saving Private Berel the Unworthy?"
: That has a nice ring to it.
Or Saving Private Bran the Iron-Skinned of the Long Whistling Iron and of the Brawny Thews and of the Notched Sword and of the Bloody Carcasses and the...
