I believe everyone knows what I'd be. A COMPLETELY DERANGED DERF!!! Or a duck if we could find the sprites. I'd be wearing horrible colors, wander around aimlessly, and occasionally hit people with my...
Primary attack would have me jump up and down yelling "QUIET FOR DA THEORY!" and everyone near me would explode in a huge bloody mess.
Secondary attack would be my super duper stupidity trick™ which is another jump up and down, but I'd yell strange things and everything near me (including me) would become horribly confused.
The reasons for these attacks: Primary cuz I always have to make people explode so we can hear a new theory on each Asylum Night. Secondary because I rant and rant and rant and confuse everyone... mostly myself. Come on, that's me isn't it?
