Well, we seem to have enough people who are willing and skillful enough to do this thing, so lets do it!
My Wallace Zerk says he would like to have a secondary attack where he turns around, bends over and farts lightning right out of his arse at the enemy. You'd need to do a new set of sequences for that (bending over) so the people who do this must be able to do that sort of thing.
When my Zerk dies (which will be never) he should shout FRREEEDDOOMMM!!!!!. When he moves he should say, 'I'm goin ta pick a fight!' and when he attacks he should say, 'BASTEDS!' or 'I'll just pretend its Edward Longshanks!'
