I HEARD A RUMOR [shhh, Loud Howard] that one of Nailbiter's honorifics is "Patron of the Danged". Also, that Tingle's honorific is "The Well-Loved Child Who Somehow Went Bad Anyway" (close, Dan, but it's Tingle, not the Dorker). The Dorker's honorific is "Twice-Removed Cousin of Bob and Alice" (apparently she has an extensive family), and her true name may be "Sheila". As for Tingle, it is suggested that one of her true names may be "Yomomma", and another "Culhio"
: the Receiver (Bearded) Source of the Five Hundred Socks
: without a single pair that actually matches
I asked my source whether the Receiver's true name was Bearded, and he told me that while he hadn't any confirmation either way, he doubted it. But his honorific is absolutely correct.
: the Casual Observer (Baes'aes) Mad Sheep of the Bors
Someone with the MEAMUC beta (Darth or Jen or Joy or someone) gave positive confirmation that the Casual Observer's true name is "Baes'bahl". He also suggested that Bunjee (the makers of M3:MEAMUC) may soon be changing his honorific from "Mad..." to "Crazy" or "Insane", to avoid looking like a total rip-off of the Watcher.
So, our current known list of the MEAMUC is...
The Casual Observer (Baes'bahl), Insane Sheep of the Bors
Nailbiter (Dumass), Patron of the Danged
The Receiver (???), Source of the 500 Socks Without A Single Pair That Actually Matches
Tingle/The Nameless Voiceless Faceless Sexless One (Yomomma/Culhio), Well-Loved Child Who Somehow Went Bad Anyway
The Dorker/Pizzaslicer (Sheila), Twice-Removed Cousin of Bob and Alice
The Brainless Man (???), (???)
