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Twelve Days of Mythmas
by Forrest Cameranesi and the Rampancy Hotline Choir
On the 1st day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
A Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 2nd day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 3rd day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 4th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 5th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 6th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 7th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Seven Phoenix Rising
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 8th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Eight Emps a'cheating
Seven Phoenix Rising
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 9th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Nine Avatara
Eight Emps a'cheating
Seven Phoenix Rising
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 10th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Ten Wights a'popping
Nine Avatara
Eight Emps a'cheating
Seven Phoenix Rising
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 11th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
'Leven Ghols a'taunting
Ten Wights a'popping
Nine Avatara
Eight Emps a'cheating
Seven Phoenix Rising
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree
On the 12th day of Mythmas, my Trow love gave to me...
Twelve Trow a'kicking
'Leven Ghols a'taunting
Ten Wights a'popping
Nine Avatara
Eight Emps a'cheating
Seven Phoenix Rising
Six Lords a'Fallen
FIVE EBLIS STONES!
Four Eagle Sun
Three Passes
Two Warriors
And a Dwarf head stuck in a tree!