: There's your main problem, using anything
: Microsoft-related will give you more hardship than you
: can possibly endure.
: Sincerely,
: Clarus the Cow-Dog
It's DogCow, dear. And are you male or female? Because the real Clarus is female; hence, DocCOW. Some people once though that Claris (Apple's old productivity division, now FileMaker Inc) was the name of a male DogCow; but there are no male DogCows, because those would be DogBulls, and since there are already BullDogs, the creator(s) decided not to confuse us mere mortals. 8)
