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Re: "You rang, mortal?"

Posted By: Phil (static-64-65-138-250.mspcovdsl.eschelon.com)
Date: 3/3/2003 at 12:14 p.m.

In Response To: Re: "You rang, mortal?" (Doom)

You, my parents, and, to a much smaller degree, Seraph.

Not terribly surprising, is it.

Unfortunately, no. In case you were too busy being impressed with yourself to notice, I actually was referring to politics.

Sorry, I was too busy admiring that dashing fellow staring back at me in the mirror to notice you make that distinction.

I wouldn't even have to be poking fun at the weak-mindedness of some idiot newb like you.

Any slow pitches I've lobbed have been strictly for your benefit. I figured you could certainly use the practice. When you feel ready to up the tempo, you just let me know.

You know, that's the first time in my life that anybody's ever accused me of not recognizing sarcasm.

I wouldn't hold out hope of it being the last, if I were you.

Stop making random comebacks...

Oh, come on now. I was just about crack open my book of "Yo' mamma so fat..." jokes.

get off this damn tangent.

But I'm having so much fun.

If you could simply use half of your brain while reading my posts, I could actually just ignore this strand entirely.

Naturally. I've always thought it would require some form of brain damage, or perhaps a frontal lobotomy to truly understand your posts.

perhaps that one plus one is two.

What? Two? The hell you say! Haven't you heard that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts? One and one is three, I'm afraid.

-Phil.

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