: I remember reading that, at least in part once. It's
: funny.
: But I don't remember the Kain part.
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And the comet knew the newbie his teammate; and she sold a friend on Myth, and bare Kain, and said, I have gotten a sale for Bungie.
4:2
And she again bare his brother Loki. And Loki was a keeper of honor, but Kain was a killer of dummies.
4:3
And in process of time it came to pass, that Kain brought of the fruit of his cheating a high rank upon Bungie.net.
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And Loki, he also brought of the winnings of his games and of the points thereof. And Bungie had respect unto Loki and to his winning:
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But unto Kain and to his cheating they had not respect. And Kain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
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And Bungie said unto Kain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
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If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
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And Kain balked at Loki his brother: and it came to pass, when they were on the metaserver, that Kain rose up above Loki his brother on the leaderboard, and drove him away in disgust.
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And Bungie said unto Kain, Where is Loki thy brother? And he said, DUNNO: Y DNT THI FUKETH OF STUPD ADMINZ!?
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And Bungie said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's disgust crieth unto me from the 'Net.
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And now art thou cursed from the metaserver, which hath opened her ports to receive thy brother's packets from thy IP;
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When thou blastest the mesh, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her 3D-rendered effects; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the metaserver.
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And Kain said unto Bungie, OMG U SUKETH U CANT DOETH THAT U CHETRZ!
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U BANETH ME! I CANT PLAYETH MYTHETH NE MORE! I CANT GETETH ON BNET! MI POINTZ WIL DROPETH!
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And Bungie said unto him, Therefore whosoever playeth Kain, vengeance shall be taken on Kain sevenfold. And Bungie set a ban upon Kain, lest any finding him should play him.
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And Kain went out from the presence of Bungie, and dwelt in the land of Battle.net, on the east of Bungie.net.
