Let's see.
Dingo equates conjecture here with masturbation. Olorin notes that the Baron may in fact be a Ghol.
Now, I must contribute to the insanity:
Necrophiliacs! Yes, our favorite corpse-loving folks are involved in the conspiracy as well!
Think about it: who would sell the metal for weapons to the Dark, a Dark which uses *armies* of *corpses*?
Dead bodies using metal weapons?
Necrophiliacs?
Blacksmiths?
Necrophiliac blacksmiths! THEY sell the metal to the Dark! Yes, it is true... the 1337 tr7th about the origins of the Dark's weapons, revealed by Welly!
MUHEHEHEHH!
-Welly