Here's the Welly and Zandervix cards, as well as three of the artifacts planned for inclusion. At the bottom you can find the updated Zeph card.
Name: Welly
Cost: 3FF
Abilities:
If Welly attacks and is not blocked, you may chose to have him deal no combat damage. If you do so, sacrifice Welly to force your opponent to discard X cards at random, where X is equal to Welly's power.
Flavour: I am tr0! hear me... wait. tr0 don't speak in game. hehe. forgot.
Power/Toughness: 2/2
Type: Asylumer.
Name: Zandervix
Cost: 3FAL
Abilities:
3T: Tempban.
Zandervix may block as though he had h00ring.
Flavour: None.
Power/Toughness: 5/3
Type: Asylumer
Name: LR's Straightjacket
Cost: 5
Abilities:
T: Remove LR's Straightjacket and target character from the game.
Flavour: They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
Name: Boots of Eternal [poit] Kicking
Cost: 3
Abilities:
T: Target h00r, lamer or n00b gains h00ring until end of turn. At the end of the turn, destroy that character.
Name: Welly's Collection of Enemas
Cost: 6
Abilities:
2T: Deal two damage to target blocking character.
3T: Sacrifice Welly's Collection of Enemas to force target opponent to discard a card at random.
T: Target Welly gains +2/+2 until end of turn.
Flavour: He was wearing his cornflower blue tie. It must be Tuesday, which means he'd had his Grande Latte Enema- Fight Club.
