: Hey guys, I was up at the website for Take That
: Production's News, and I found this press release!
: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
: In Myth 1, you've fought the walking undead horrors of
: Balor. You've battled against the slavering claws and
: teeth of the Myrkridia in Myth 2, and you've
: imprisoned them in the Tain in Myth 3. Now get ready
: for the challenge of your life, as you take on the
: forces of evil once again in MYTH 4: HILLBILLY!
: Availabe for Mac, PC and OS/2 Warp this summer, MYTH 4:
: HILLBILLY puts you in control of the Hatfield clan,
: led by the fearless Devil Anse, in the hills and
: hollers of Bootleggin' Eastern Kentuck. You need to
: fight against them damned dirty, thievin', no good
: McCoys, 'cause the leader of the McCoy clan, Joe Bob
: "Stinky" McCoy, flew the coop with Devil
: Anse's sister, and run off to his fortress in the
: hills. And that's a right shame, cause that sister was
: reserved for marryin' to Ol' Anse himself! By your two
: remainin' teeth, them's grounds fer a FEUD!
: Features: *Control fearsome units like sixgunners,
: riflemen, shotgunners, and arsens. Show no mercy to
: them swine. Fight against enemy units like Bob the
: Cripple, Little Jimmy, and Joe With No Ammo. Hale Far!
: This is a war!
: *Things gettin' too hot? Topple your enemies with the
: power of Devil Anse's special attack: The Tarnation
: Wind Fart! Heal your units with The Ol' Witchwoman
: from Tater Cave.
: *This is a family feud. Every man, aged eight to eighty,
: has gotta go fight pitched battles in the streets! But
: when the Revenooers come 'round to interupt your
: moonshine operations, by golly, we're ALL free
: Americans! Defend your stills alongside "your
: dear fellow Kentuckian" McCoys when the Feds show
: their ugly faces! (What're they tryin' to do, start a
: civil war?) But when they're gone, IT' FEUDIN' TIME
: AGAIN!
: *25 levels of intense, buckshot action. From behind baccy
: barns, to battles in the streets, to the defense of
: Moonshine Hill, the gameplay never stops.
: *Features an original soundtrack by banjo-player Wild
: Earl Scrotum.
: *Original artwork by Kentucky artists! Pretty pictures of
: calm lakes, horses and old church buildings give that
: "homey" feel that'll put a tear in your corn
: whiskey.
: Don't miss it! Punish them McCoys for their hellish
: crimes. Remember, This Is a Family Feud!
: MYTH 4: HILLBILLY requirements
: Mac: Macintosh Plus or greater
: PC: 1.2 GHz Pentium 4 processor or greater, 300 MB Ram
: (700 recomended), 2 GB harddisk space, 64 MB video
: card, joystick and gamepad required.
: OS/2 Warp: Are you kidding? Who runs that nowadays?
: Published by Take That Interactive, a wholly owned
: subsidiary of Macroscum.*
: *Please shed a tear of rememberance for Bungie,
: originators of the Myth series. They were assimilated
: by the Borg. This is our respectful attempt to
: continue the legacy.
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Okay, then.
Doom
