: ID BEE TRO CUZ TEY KIK AZZ!!!!! No seriously I would
: probably be a journeyman so I could smack people over
: the head with shovels
I'm gonna have to go with the big D. Myrdred had a nice full life, he lived a few hundred years, got to be evil, and redeemed himself at the end, and went out in a blaze of glory. Sure, there's that 60-years-stuck-in-the-ice bit, but even though that's gotta suck its outweighed by having the priveledge of killing the žber-bitch, Shiver.
Oh, and don't tell me it wouldn't be cool to have that killer 'fro. Yeah, that's what it is, minus the bald patch of hair on top. Plus you also get
a) The Sean Connery accent
b) If you want to pick up a chick, just use Binding Dream!
c) You get to hang out with Warlocks
d) You get to defeat / kill a bunch of powerful d00ds like The Watcher, Rabican, Shiver, and Soulblighter and get that major self-esteem boost from knowing you kick ass!
e) You don't have to run everywhere. Hey, why tire yourself out? Make those damn neurotic zerks and HG's wait for YOU! Or just move "through odd angles" if you're in a hurry.
f) You get that rapier and snappy Deciever wit! (...Wouldn't you agree, Ravanna?)
g) You dont have to mutilate your face or be undead or be a member of an asexual race (*cough cough TRO cough*)
So, why would anyone NOT want to be the Deciever??
-Ares
