Now that Halo Infinite is completely, totally, one hundred percent dead, we are left with only one video game that truly provides that "Halo" experience we used to love to hate, and hate to love. It's been a rough ten years but the Master Chief Collection stands to sit atop the pinnacle under the crown of "infinite Halo" and step into from whence its birthright suffered a wrongful death.

This Friday, August 2, at 9:00 PM US/Eastern (and potentially the first Friday of every month going forward) we will be playing the Master Chief Collection. Attendance is mandatory. We will be running matchmaking except in the unlikely event we accumulate more than 8 people, in which case we'll do some kind of custom game.

DO:

• Download/boot the MCC ahead of time to ensure it runs and you have all the updates


• Add me as a friend, GT: Schooly D


• Be my friend in a more general sense


• Ensure you are current with all the latest memes

DO NOT:

• Falter


• Waver


• Let your heart be troubled

NB: Anyone who suggests playing Halo 4, or so much as alludes to its existence, will be jettisoned from the party and be required to write a public apology before attending future MCC nights.