Maybe I could rebrand sea monkeys as sea Spartans? With cryptobiosis. Who would need cryo units?

: I was hoping he was actually growing a Spartan too. I even know of a lady I
: saw at the grocery store a while ago that would be the perfect candidate.
: She was about 6 foot 10 inches tall, rather bulky (not fat) in overall
: size and had a huge head too. I've never seen a woman that big
: before.....kinda scared me a little!

I wonder if Grim or Frankie would be interested.