It was... well, it sort of fell off the back of a truck. But it was new at the time! And we got paperwork!

: Contact the manufacturer see if you can get a sensible response.

Alright. I'll contact the neighbors and ask for gene samples. We might be able to statistically reconstruct his family tree.

: Does it chase birds?

We have no empirical evidence, no. We've seen him toying with gophers, but those can't be all that difficult to catch, right?

:Have a favorite food? Try dragging it away from what it
: wants - don't blame me for any bites or scratches received.

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You don't know this cat. He likes food. Food. Period. He'll eat the crumbs of yesterday's meal from the bowl as you're trying to fill it, and he'll keep eating from it as you pull it away.

Now, his predecessor... he'd cut you open for a little bit of turkey.

: I'd like that too but it cuts against the grain of what's already been
: established. :-( I blame Klingons.

I blame crappy writers for both Klingons and Elites.