I just started my first game of Halo 2 Anniversary on the Master Chief Collection to see how it would feel. I found out--the hard way--that the controller scheme for Green Thumb is completely broken! It seems to be some strange almost inbred mix between Halo 2 and Halo 4. For those who don't know, Green Thumb makes the Right Thumbstick your melee, B button is to zoom in and Right Bumper is to switch grenades. Everything else is essentially the same.

So when I go to zoom in on Halo 2 Anniversary (multiplayer, I must add since there is a difference), my character crouches instead. Left thumbstick does nothing. I grab some plasma grenades and press RB to switch--my weapon zooms in and I hear a beep! I look up--no bullshit--the grenades switched, too. That means every time I want to switch grenades, I have to zoom in and vice versa. ONE button is tied to TWO separate actions!

After scoring very last place in the team game, I immediately went to customs to test it out. Again, zooming(no matter the weapon) causes my grenades to switch. B crouches instead of zooming(Halo 4) my Left Bumper also does nothing(Halo 4) and for some nonsense fucked up reason, pressing left on the D-Pad(not right) also switches my grenade(also Halo 4, to an extent).

It befuddles me.

343 Industries. Cannot. Program. A Fucking. Controller.

I'm so pissed my head hurts.

So WHO can I report to personally for this crap leaking through six patches and updates?! I can't possibly be the first person to discover this.