: -- BEGIN MESSAGE --

: FRIENDS,

: WE ARE IN A CRISIS SITUATION. THE MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION DOES NOT WORK. HALO
: 5 LOOKS RIDICULOUS. AS OF NOW THERE IS A VERY REAL DANGER THAT THE MEMORY
: OF HALO -- AND OF FUN ITSELF -- COULD BE LOST FOREVER. ACTION MUST BE
: TAKEN.

: I'VE ORDERED ALL AVAILABLE TSD PERSONNEL AND RESOURCES TO BE DIRECTED TOWARD
: THE PLANNING AND EXECUTION OF AN EMERGENCY CUSTOM GAME NIGHT TO REMIND
: US OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO PLAY HALO WHEN HALO WAS HALO.

:

: COMMISERATION CUSTOMS
: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 10:30PM EASTERN
: HALO: REACH

: THE NIGHT WILL CONSIST OF CLASSIC-ISH GAMES ON CLASSIC-ISH MAPS FOR SOME
: CLASSIC-ISH FUN. SLAYER, ODDBALL, CTF, KOTH, WITH A FEW SPICY TSD
: CREATIONS THROWN IN FOR VARIETY.

: PRIOR TO GAME NIGHT, SECRET DECODER RINGS WILL BE ISSUED TO ATTENDEES. IN THE
: EVENT 343 INDUSTRIES FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS AND SHUTS US DOWN, TSD WILL USE
: ITS SHADOW COMM NETWORK TO ISSUE A TOP-SECRET COMMUNIQUE CONTAINING THE
: LOCATION OF OUR RENDEZVOUS WHICH CAN BE REVERSE-DE-DECRYPTED USING YOUR
: RING.

: WE WILL HAVE FUN EVEN IF IT KILLS US.

: IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE RISKS AND WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US, RSVP BY REPLYING TO
: THIS THREAD WITH YOUR GAMERTAG AND HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED IN
: THE EVENT YOU ARE ASSASSINATED BY A HIGH-VELOCITY DORITO CHIP TO THE
: JUGULAR.

: GOOD LUCK

: SCHOOLY D

: -- END MESSAGE --

I think this sounds like a great idea. I should make it. Also, 343 can try to kill me, but they'd blunder it. I don't fear the fail they'd send my way.